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Psalm 129

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal her lovely thighs. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest removed his hand. But changing gears, he let his hand slide even further up her leg.

The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?”

The priest apologised, “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.”

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
 

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