Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Oct 7, 2009.

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  1. Where did the Prozzie thread go? You know, the one they put in the Int Cell about Swingers and Hooers.

    I was just getting started. I was about to get the rest of the maidens to get their dancing shoes on and gatecrash.

    You meanies!!
  2. You naughty little swinger :D
  3. You only paid for a quickie
  4. I had my twos and my medals ready and everything. She promised us discount if we tipped up in uniform.
  5. Prozzies on't ARRSE?

    Was it a skanky manc? I know her....well I did she got moved on....Welfare fella...CunT he was
  6. I don't think she was quite all there.

    However, it would have made a great night out for us lot. She promised us a discount if I turned up in uniform. I didn't even get the chance to ask her which one she wanted. Dirty mare.

    Oh, and Mancs are skanks.
  7. AAGF


    'kin 'ell - all I asked was if she'd ask her boss how much he would contribute to H4H - and there it was - gone! Sorry lads! :wink:
  8. She should have started it in the Naafi - might have survived a bit longer.
  9. And no she defo wasn't all there - bit of a dog too
  10. Did you want to gatecrash with us? You minx......
  11. Well I know where I'm going on Saturday, you can join me if the BOGOF offer is still on :p
  12. You missed it Sweetpea, some bird came on here offering sex for swingers, and discounts for squaddies.

    I, of course, was in there like a rat. I think the bit where I offered to bring the rest of the girls went down like a sack of shit.

    Some people have no sense of humour. :roll:

    P.S. Yes, Mrs MiT was invited. Tell her to get her dancing shoes ready.
  13. Stop it, you're frightening her (although she seems to be smiling bravely).