Provo nervous breakdown

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Chuzu, Sep 25, 2007.

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  1. Simple question any ideas weve just got a new one and i want the old one back.
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Can we have the question in English, please?
     
  3. "Send Key Setting over"
     
  4. "Say Again" over
     
  5. What code is this? Anyone got the number for GCHQ or failing that, Bletchley Park?
     
  6. John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache.

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  7. The wild fox will eat the scary rabbit when the moon is full and shines over the boat house – over
     
  8. But what colour is the boathouse in the moonlight??
     
  9. I see the problem. The topic's in 3Z but the question's in 4L.
     
  10. 'Tom, Dick and Harry are ready to party....


    'The badgers are playing banjos...
     
  11. ...errr....wibble?!
     
  12. Nooooo
    You’ve just called for an air strike on McDonalds in Epping
    Did you not mean
    When the special one gets eggs from Tescos the seagulls will follow the trawlers and the parrots will be sick?
     
  13. Surely you mean:

    Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne bercent mon cœur d'une langueur monotone?

    No that's a code, that is!
     
  14. Are you suggesting that Martin McGuinness may be struggling in his new role?

    Is the Rev Ian too loud for him??
     
  15. Brilliant, when I wrote John has a long mustache thats what I really meant.