Proverbs really p!ss me off. As do the clowns that constantly use them to offer pearls of wisdom. "You can't have your cake and eat it" Really? So WTF is cake for then? If it's not for eating? "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" So it's alright to lob some rocks about your home if you live in a two up two down brick built semi is it? "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" Anyone tell this gem to the RSPB or Bill fcuking Oddie? So, which ones p!ss you off? Or which ones do you think are relevent? or better still who's got some new ones that actually mean something?