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#10
Sumo's not a sport, it was invented by the Japanese and you know what gopping little perverts they are!

This is truly obscene. Its just the parents making excuses for why they didn't raise her healthily - 'oh, she's just like that for her sport'. Feck off.
 
#13
The better story is further down that article..link to Pam Anderson nude at Hugh Hefner's party.. Seems one of Hef's 3some girlfriends had parts of their bodies moulded in chocolate.. One had her butt done in white choc with a 'dark' choc centre...talk about your chocolate starfish..

Man, that guy can party.. obviously they didn't invite the sumoblob or she'd have eaten everything in sight.
 
#14
smartascarrots said:
This is truly obscene. Its just the parents making excuses for why they didn't raise her healthily - 'oh, she's just like that for her sport'. Feck off.
Agreed.

"she trains on weetabix and lasagne"

Fuck off!
She EATS weetabix and lasagne, then dry-humps another fucking whale.

To the parents: get a grip.
 
#15
Might sound stupid but ive always wondered how really fat people reach round to wipe their arrse after a shite. The reason i ask is with all that crack to get through it seems kind of impossible for them to reach round as fat arms and a fat back get in their way stopping them reaching the ring.
 
#16
they just pull the paper (still attached to the roll) in the stylee of a 'matelot doing the hornpipe' until the brown stripe stops!
 

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