prostitutes

phil245

LE
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#1
I used to visit prostitutes every week, but now I'm a rapist instead.

Credit crunch and all that.
 
#4
It's not a very good one but it's a fkn joke. Lighten up ffs.

I am lightened!:clown:

It might be a joke & not a very good one, as you say!

But what sort of weird mind, thinks thats funny?

I suspect the op might be talking from experience or wishful imagination. Either way or not, if he sliced his bollocks off with a machette....that would be funnier!:applaud:

So I say again,

Cunt!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
I am lightened!:clown:

It might be a joke & not a very good one, as you say!

But what sort of weird mind, thinks thats funny?

I suspect the op might be talking from experience or wishful imagination. Either way or not, if he sliced his bollocks off with a machette....that would be funnier!:applaud:

So I say again,

Cunt!
Dull Cunt!
 
#8
I've done this one before..ah well.

There was an Irish prostitute who worked out of Dublin. One day, she went back to visit her family's home in the countryside. Her father greeted her at the door. "Oh me darlin' daughter," he exclaimed. "Where have you been?" "Well dad," she replied "I've become a prostitute." "What!" he yelled, furious. "Away with you, I never want to see you again!" "But dad," she protested "I've made so much money. I bought you and mom a new car and a lovely flat in the city. I've done all this for you, won't you let me in?" "Wait a minute," her father said "What is it you said you are?" "A prostitute, dad." "Ah, thank fuck for that!" he exclaimed, "I thought you said Protestant!"
 
#9
I have in my possetion 200 irish euros, which are counterfeite.
If i used them to pay off a prossie after a night of passion
would it make me a rapist (again)
 
#10
I've done this one before..ah well.

There was an Irish prostitute who worked out of Dublin. One day, she went back to visit her family's home in the countryside. Her father greeted her at the door. "Oh me darlin' daughter," he exclaimed. "Where have you been?" "Well dad," she replied "I've become a prostitute." "What!" he yelled, furious. "Away with you, I never want to see you again!" "But dad," she protested "I've made so much money. I bought you and mom a new car and a lovely flat in the city. I've done all this for you, won't you let me in?" "Wait a minute," her father said "What is it you said you are?" "A prostitute, dad." "Ah, thank fuck for that!" he exclaimed, "I thought you said Protestant!"
SO then he asked her how business was.

"Ah, sure Daddy, it's grand - if I had another pair of legs I'd open in Cork".
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#11
I have in my possetion 200 irish euros, which are counterfeite.
If i used them to pay off a prossie after a night of passion
would it make me a rapist (again)
No, it would make you a shoplifter.
 
#18
Fuck!! thought this was going to be a virtual phone box, with all the cards and shit.
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
whats the difference between 12 dead prostitutes and a Ferrari?





I havent got a Ferrari in my garage.
 
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