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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Apr 7, 2012.

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  1. I got my fully erect penis out with a prostitute the other night when she said,
    "Woah, careful, you could knock somebody out with that..."

    I said "Sorry, I didn't realise it was that big..."

    She said "It ain't, it fucking stinks...."
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  2. Hahahahaha