Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by MontyB, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A prostitute opens the door of her flat to be confronted with a man with no arms or legs.
    She asks him what he wants, he replies, "a Shag."
    She says,"what can you do? You haven't got any arms or legs."
    He replied, "well I rang the fucking bell didn't I?"