Prostitute Paid In Crisps

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  1. Looks like there's hope for even the most Munterish (is that a word?) of ARRSE Maidens ......

    Prostitute paid in crisps
    A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.
    Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.
    She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.
  2. Cheese and onion by any chance?
  3. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Nope, certainly Prawn Cocktail.
  4. Scampi nik-naks
  5. Is this a new Walkers advertising campaign? Was the punter Gary Linekar?
  6. Pork Scratchings....shudder
  7. Well, that's a change, I'm paid peanuts.
  8. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    I can't, and I'm mildly worried that you can!
  9. cheers for that .. I was in the middle of eating a bag !! :(
  10. I usually pay them with a few slaps round the head and some hard words.
  11. Is that all you can manage, hard words?
  12. Stop eating her then and find an attractive one - dirty barsteward :twisted:
  13. Oh cheers matey 8O they're my favourite snack, now every time I see a bag I will be thinking of some skanky ho instead of crunchy goodness :(
  14. The blaming of Scampi Fries for the smell on my fingers saved me many a time !!!

  15. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Or Bovril flavor for the other entrance..