Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by beufighter, Mar 13, 2011.

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  1. After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on
    the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test
    carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather
    more gentle and accommodating. As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay
    naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination. At this
    stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the
    nurse. I haven't got an erection" said the man.
    "No, but I have" replied the nurse.
  2. Are you from Thailand by any chance.. ?