Pros/Cons of being a Man/Woman..

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  1. Well a plus side of being a bloke is you can piss standing up!

    A plus side of being a woman is you can feign 'frailty' when you want some sucker to help you.

    Downside of being a bloke is having to shave every morning

    Downside of being a woman is having to shave every morning

    So let the debate begin.......

    oh another downside to being a woman is the blobbing every month.
  2. I'm staying as a bloke, its getting cold and I want to be able to stand out in the cold without my nipples growing to the size of rolos.
  3. Yes but your knob will shrink to the size of an acorn (that's assuming it's not that size already).

    That's another downside to being a bloke.
  4. Honey with you on my trunk I'll be the size of a great oak not some acorn :p
  5. Being a bloke is brilliant......

    As soon as I have some reasons why, apart from the willie thing, you'll be the first to know
  6. I love the froggy thing!
  7. Hahahhaa it's only up 4 a day while I get a more suitable Logo...

    Summat to do with TA...Just trying to find summat catchy that rhymes.

    Yes, I have already binned "Gay"

    Maybe something that includes Pay and "training day"
    Oh and it's my Birthday.....

    Blokes a poet, and don't know it...

    Spooky  ;D
  8. plus to being a bloke - you can shag around and be known as a 'stud'

    minus to being a woman - you can shag around but are known as a slag

    minus to being a bloke - certain underwear can chafe those dangly bollocks

    plus to being a woman - we don't have this problem
  9. another plus to being a woman - we can sit with our legs crossed and people don't assume we're gay!
  10. Farting among male peers is funny not a crime.
  11. Purple_Flash

    Purple_Flash LE Moderator

    Where on earth did you get that idea from...?

    Oh no.... is that where I've being going wrong all these years... dash it, that must be why I'm still single!!  
  12. If I was a woman I would play with my tits all day. In fact, come to think of it I don't know why women DON'T do this. I would positivly encourage it, especially if i could watch!
  13. Bonus for women?  Wrapping men round our little fingers.... flutter flutter, shy smile, flutter.....
  14. Bonus for men:

    You get paid more and are taken seriously.  ;D

    You don't demand equality and then when the going gets tough use the three Ts - Teeth Tits and Tears to get what you want. ;D

    You can go to Spearmint Rhino with your mates when you're back in London and spend your hard earned cash on private dances... apparently ::)
  15. Hooray...for

    1. We can, if we choose, dance at Spearmint Rhino and part daft, libidinous chaps from their cash!
    2. Vibrators
    3. We can improve on nature with make up, we smell nice and we look better in stockings than men
    4. We can grow and deliver the next generation - a beautiful thing!

    Boo for....

    agonising over what to wear to black tie events