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Proper squaddie lyrics

#1
We no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee Pay five dollar more
We no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee pay five dollar more

Yankee come knock at my window
Blitish kick down flucking door – flucking doooooooor

We no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee Pay five dollar more

Yankee call me honey baby
Blitish call me flucking whore – flucking whooooore

We no like you Blitish soldier
Yankee Pay five dollar more

Yankee come in just five minutes
Blitish last for ever more – ever mooooore

We quite like you Blitish soldier
But Yankee pay dollar more. Dollar mooooore

Can any one give more to (sung to ‘Magic Moments’);

I will never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits… :?: :?:

Or even finish

You can tell by the smell it’s not very well when the end of the month comes around…. :?: :?:
 
#2
Baron Von Reichs Pudding said:
You can tell by the smell it’s not very well when the end of the month comes around…. :?: :?:
You can tell by the string that she's got the painters in..
You can tell by the moaning that she's losing haemoglobin..
" " " " " stench that she's got a sceptic trench..
" " " " " frown that you'll have to go brown..

And so on..
 
#3
I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under your armpits, Dont tickle me bum your making me cum all over the carpet....magic moments etc

Havent heard that one for years, and thats all i can remember

Boney
 
#4
A dirty sock inside an old French letter,
A dose of syphilis that won't get better,
A nasty rash that stings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

A smold'ring dog end in my sea food platter,
A Vindaloo that makes my backside splatter,
The way a bad egg mings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

A noisy dump that shoots out with a clatter,
The kind of fart that makes my ring piece shatter,
The taste that vomit brings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

A dose of dysent'ry that's quite alarming,
The atmosphere you get from chicken farming,
The final drip that clings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

A pair of kippers in an old sou'wester,
An injury that makes my testes fester,
The way a Chinese sings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

The way cold urine tastes so sodding bitter,
A snake that slithers up my Gary Glitter,
Short farts like sonar pings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

A clitoris that has a nail shoved through it,
The vicar farting as he passed the cruet,
The way soiled underwear clings,
These foolish things remind me of you.

:lol: :lol:
 
#5
Ten pounds of titty in a loose brassiere
Your twat a-twitchin like a moose's ear
Ejaculations in my glass of beer
These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

Naked color photographs of Liberace
The way you say to me "Come lick my crotchy"
Syphilitic scabs that make my face all blotchy
These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

A pubic hair in my breakfast roll
A bloody Kotex in my toilet bowl
The festic odor of your pink asshole
These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

An unborn fetus on a marble slab
Erected penis with a broken scab
A sloppy blow job in a taxi cab
These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

A ring of lipstick 'round an old French letter
You made me use one 'till I knew you better
Each time I piss it stings
These foolish things remind me of you

A book on birth control/with well thumbed pages
a contraceptive with the dust of ages
a bed with creaking springs
these foolish things remind me of you

A leaky pisspot/full of unborn babies
a dreadful itching from these fucking scabies
a wet spot that still clings
these foolish things remind me of you

There is no limit to imagination!!!!!
 
#9
...you can tell by the track from her arrsehole to her crack

From rugby (with actions):

BUM tit tit, bum tit tit, titty bum...
We're all queers together
That's why we go round in pairs.
We're all queers together
Please forgive us while we go upstairs

I once had a ride on a choo-choo,
there wasn't a seat to be found
A young boy offered me his one
and I sucked it with delight..

Singing, bum tit tit
ad nauseam

MY one skin lies over my two skin
My two skin lies over my three (my three)
My threeskin lies over my fourskin,
So pull back my foreskin for me (oh, for me)
Yes, pull back my foreskin for me
 

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