Proper squaddie lyrics

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Baron Von Reichs Pudding, Jan 1, 2005.

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  1. We no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee Pay five dollar more
    We no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee pay five dollar more

    Yankee come knock at my window
    Blitish kick down flucking door – flucking doooooooor

    We no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee Pay five dollar more

    Yankee call me honey baby
    Blitish call me flucking whore – flucking whooooore

    We no like you Blitish soldier
    Yankee Pay five dollar more

    Yankee come in just five minutes
    Blitish last for ever more – ever mooooore

    We quite like you Blitish soldier
    But Yankee pay dollar more. Dollar mooooore

    Can any one give more to (sung to ‘Magic Moments’);

    I will never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits… :?: :?:

    Or even finish

    You can tell by the smell it’s not very well when the end of the month comes around…. :?: :?:
     
  2. You can tell by the string that she's got the painters in..
    You can tell by the moaning that she's losing haemoglobin..
    " " " " " stench that she's got a sceptic trench..
    " " " " " frown that you'll have to go brown..

    And so on..
     
  3. I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under your armpits, Dont tickle me bum your making me cum all over the carpet....magic moments etc

    Havent heard that one for years, and thats all i can remember

    Boney
     
  4. A dirty sock inside an old French letter,
    A dose of syphilis that won't get better,
    A nasty rash that stings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    A smold'ring dog end in my sea food platter,
    A Vindaloo that makes my backside splatter,
    The way a bad egg mings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    A noisy dump that shoots out with a clatter,
    The kind of fart that makes my ring piece shatter,
    The taste that vomit brings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    A dose of dysent'ry that's quite alarming,
    The atmosphere you get from chicken farming,
    The final drip that clings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    A pair of kippers in an old sou'wester,
    An injury that makes my testes fester,
    The way a Chinese sings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    The way cold urine tastes so sodding bitter,
    A snake that slithers up my Gary Glitter,
    Short farts like sonar pings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    A clitoris that has a nail shoved through it,
    The vicar farting as he passed the cruet,
    The way soiled underwear clings,
    These foolish things remind me of you.

    :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Ten pounds of titty in a loose brassiere
    Your twat a-twitchin like a moose's ear
    Ejaculations in my glass of beer
    These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

    Naked color photographs of Liberace
    The way you say to me "Come lick my crotchy"
    Syphilitic scabs that make my face all blotchy
    These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

    A pubic hair in my breakfast roll
    A bloody Kotex in my toilet bowl
    The festic odor of your pink asshole
    These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

    An unborn fetus on a marble slab
    Erected penis with a broken scab
    A sloppy blow job in a taxi cab
    These foolish things remind me of you, Dear.

    A ring of lipstick 'round an old French letter
    You made me use one 'till I knew you better
    Each time I piss it stings
    These foolish things remind me of you

    A book on birth control/with well thumbed pages
    a contraceptive with the dust of ages
    a bed with creaking springs
    these foolish things remind me of you

    A leaky pisspot/full of unborn babies
    a dreadful itching from these fucking scabies
    a wet spot that still clings
    these foolish things remind me of you

    There is no limit to imagination!!!!!
     
  6. Well done Baron. Brought back a few thoughs, I knew it as
    'We no luv ya Blitish soldier'
    Thanks for the mammaries
    john
     
  7. yes asian whores ... small tits but can fcuk all night, oh but jam one in their claypit and they scream like hell :D
     
  8. Passing on your experience to us-eh :wink:
     
  9. ...you can tell by the track from her arrsehole to her crack

    From rugby (with actions):

    BUM tit tit, bum tit tit, titty bum...
    We're all queers together
    That's why we go round in pairs.
    We're all queers together
    Please forgive us while we go upstairs

    I once had a ride on a choo-choo,
    there wasn't a seat to be found
    A young boy offered me his one
    and I sucked it with delight..

    Singing, bum tit tit
    ad nauseam

    MY one skin lies over my two skin
    My two skin lies over my three (my three)
    My threeskin lies over my fourskin,
    So pull back my foreskin for me (oh, for me)
    Yes, pull back my foreskin for me