'Proper' Rape!!!

the_boy_syrup

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#2
Does suprise sex even come into it?
Well said Ken Clarke
About time someone stood up to these do gooders
You can't even pin a work colleague over the desk and grab her tits without someone going into sexual harrasement frenzy
Grab bird into the trannie van and its kidnap this and raped that
I blame Harriet Harmen and Labour who will no doubt blame the Tories and Thatcher
 
#3
Does suprise sex even come into it?
Well said Ken Clarke
About time someone stood up to these do gooders
You can't even pin a work colleague over the desk and grab her tits without someone going into sexual harrasement frenzy
Grab bird into the trannie van and its kidnap this and raped that
I blame Harriet Harmen and Labour who will no doubt blame the Tories and Thatcher
HA ha, you got a trannie van, what else do you drive a gay car, cross dressing bicycle?
 
#5
Yes but what would Clark Kent say?
 
#6
And what was that Tie he was wearing? Been bugging me as it looked Household Div but with funny crowns and things all over it (or was that his dinner?)
 
#7
don't count as rape if she cums
 
#9
I thought anything was proper for brits so long as you were wearing a monocle and holding a teacup with little finger extended.

Has Hollywood lied to me again?
 
#14
don't count as rape if she cums
I raped a bird once and was pleasantly surprised when she squirted.


I wasn't even aiming for an artery.......
 
#15
It's far less serious if you take them home afterwards, than if you just leave them in the forest.
 
#17
Surely every woman thinks she could be raped on a night out, so it should come as no surprise when it does. She's premeditated it ... so it can't be rape?
 
#18
A thread all about rape and the advert at the top of the page is for Laura Ashley Girlswear. Is there some connection?
 
#20
'Proper rape'? Thats creeping up with a knife and saying dont scream, wherebye the woman will lay unmoving while you do the deed.
Alternatively you could skip the knife part and just do your missus instead for the same result but without the hassle of having your mush appearing on Crimewatch and and jail time. :nod:
 

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