'Proper' Rape!!!

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  1. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Does suprise sex even come into it?
    Well said Ken Clarke
    About time someone stood up to these do gooders
    You can't even pin a work colleague over the desk and grab her tits without someone going into sexual harrasement frenzy
    Grab bird into the trannie van and its kidnap this and raped that
    I blame Harriet Harmen and Labour who will no doubt blame the Tories and Thatcher
  2. HA ha, you got a trannie van, what else do you drive a gay car, cross dressing bicycle?
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  3. I thought it wasnt classed as rape if you shouted "Awooga" afterwards
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  4. Yes but what would Clark Kent say?
  5. And what was that Tie he was wearing? Been bugging me as it looked Household Div but with funny crowns and things all over it (or was that his dinner?)
  6. don't count as rape if she cums
  7. was I can see what he on about if hes meaning the statatory rape inclination
  8. I thought anything was proper for brits so long as you were wearing a monocle and holding a teacup with little finger extended.

    Has Hollywood lied to me again?
  9. fixed, free of charge
  10. do women cum? wow learn something new every day.
  11. The difference between consensual sex and rape is in one she's gagging for it, in the other she's gagged for it.
  12. As long as you have the manners to give a reach around surely it would be fine.

    Just noticed the "S" infront of "He", i'll just go then shall I?
  13. I raped a bird once and was pleasantly surprised when she squirted.

    I wasn't even aiming for an artery.......
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  14. It's far less serious if you take them home afterwards, than if you just leave them in the forest.
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