Proof that the world id nuts

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>In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

>animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is

>punishable by death.

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>(Like THAT makes sense.)

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>In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is

>prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may

>only see their reflection in a mirror.

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>(Do they look different reversed?)

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>Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also

>applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with

>a brick or piece of wood at all times.

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>(A brick??)

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>The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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>(Much worse than "going blind!")

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>There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and

>deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for

>the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for

>virgins to marry.

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>(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world

>that even comes close to this?)

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>In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous

>husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on

>the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

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>(Ah! Justice!)

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>Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical

>fish stores.

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>(But of course!)

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>In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

>first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

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>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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>In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman

>and her daughter at the same time.

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>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

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>In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one

>exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in

>places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

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>(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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>(Who volunteers for this stuff anyway?)

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>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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>(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

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>The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight

>and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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>(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this

>research??)

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>Butterflies taste with their feet.

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>(Ah, geez)

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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

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>(I know some people like that.)

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>Starfish don't have brains.

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>(I know some people like that too)

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>And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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>(Do you suppose they might have bad breath?)
 

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