Proof of declining eyesight in the young

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  1. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    "the victim had been "considerably traumatised" by what she had done" no sh1t, poor kid - send him a link to a PTSD specialist before he tops himself in shame. :oops:
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The kid should be traumatised by the fact that he actually went to bed with a big, fat, ugly blobber like that! He definitely needs his head examining.

    As for the fat cnut, how did she manage to pull it off? Aaah, puns, dontcha just love'em?
  3. The boy obviously can't spell, either.

    He should know that Mold is in Wales, not whales.
  4. Fcuk Off, she needs kicking to death (for no other reason than she's a fat, ugly, gipping moose) but the little retard isn't without any guilt in this - the little tawt went back twice for more!!!

    Now let me think about this - skinny, spotty faced, skin-headed little oik in a fake Kappa shell-suit with 1/2 an O level who hangs around street corners guzzling Carlsberg Special Brew and Diamond White and blessed with a gift for relieving hard working families of their personal property via the kitchen window and driving rent-a-wrecks at 80mph through council estate.

    His 'trauma' has probably been contrived by his ambulance chasing brief, purely for the purposes of extorting more cash out of the criminal injuries compensation scheme.

    Nah, fcuk all sympathy here....just loads of cynicism!!
  5. Hang on, if it had been a urined up squaddie, no one would be batting an eye lid. Perhaps this sprog was a boozed up cadet, in which case i say good drills for getting some practice in before going to depot :thumright: