Promotional slogans for towns - some new ideas...

#1
Shrewsbury has been promoting its links with Charles Darwin (author of the classic "On the origins of species" and the theory of evolution) for a while now and most of the signs on the outskirts have the slogan:

"Shrewsbury - Birthplace of Charles Darwin"

However I can't help but think that if Darwin had to walk the route I travel to work each day, and was able to observe the various track suit wearing, mono-browed, six-fingered banjo players who inhabit the various council estates I am sure that he would be more inclined to favour a slogan more along the lines of:

"Shrewsbury - Proudly inbreeding since the 13th Century"

Do any ARRSE members feel other towns should have a more realistic slogan as well?

:D

Rodney2q
 
#2
Sometimes, as I drive through Shrewsbury, I think Norfolk has moved.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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#3
Wrexham - soiling the face of the planet for centuries
 
#4
Grownup_Rafbrat said:
Wrexham - soiling the face of the planet for centuries
I commend the Honourable Lady for her astute vision.
 
#5
PE4rocks said:
Sometimes, as I drive through Shrewsbury, I think Norfolk has moved.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Rodney2q
 
#6
Bristol - not quite as sh1te as Yate.
 
#7
Luton - Basra without the weather.
 
#11
Bristol - Pick 'ee out they stingers moi Bab
Bridgwater - Now less smelly, but still shite
Weston Super Mare - Providing the nation's addicts with seaside accomodation since 1997
 
#12
Murphy_Slaw said:
Luton - Basra without the weather.
I naturally assume we are talking Basra post Iraqi Freedom...
 

BuggerAll

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