Promotional slogans for towns - some new ideas...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rodney2q, Jun 19, 2009.

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  1. Shrewsbury has been promoting its links with Charles Darwin (author of the classic "On the origins of species" and the theory of evolution) for a while now and most of the signs on the outskirts have the slogan:

    "Shrewsbury - Birthplace of Charles Darwin"

    However I can't help but think that if Darwin had to walk the route I travel to work each day, and was able to observe the various track suit wearing, mono-browed, six-fingered banjo players who inhabit the various council estates I am sure that he would be more inclined to favour a slogan more along the lines of:

    "Shrewsbury - Proudly inbreeding since the 13th Century"

    Do any ARRSE members feel other towns should have a more realistic slogan as well?


  2. Sometimes, as I drive through Shrewsbury, I think Norfolk has moved.
  3. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Book Reviewer Good Egg (charities)

    Wrexham - soiling the face of the planet for centuries
  4. I commend the Honourable Lady for her astute vision.
  5. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  6. Bristol - not quite as sh1te as Yate.
  7. Luton - Basra without the weather.
  8. Dewsbury - Keep your kids safe in this Islamic haven
  9. Blandford - Built by Barstards
  10. Can't beat the Offical slogan for Oldham a few years ago . "Oldham - Home of the tubular bandage"

    or this one for Scouserpool..

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  11. Bristol - Pick 'ee out they stingers moi Bab
    Bridgwater - Now less smelly, but still shite
    Weston Super Mare - Providing the nation's addicts with seaside accomodation since 1997
  12. I naturally assume we are talking Basra post Iraqi Freedom...
  13. Dover, the Garden of England's outside privvy
  14. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  15. Bradford - If it's white, stab it