Promised land

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by portlandbill, Dec 30, 2010.

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  1. Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land ."

    Over 60 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) the government said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land !

    I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . I called a Suicide Hot-line. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call centre in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

    They got really excited and asked if I could drive a truck......