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If you turn up at my gaff in that rig one more time, I'm calling the Old Bill, and having you sectioned.LBD and stillettos?
If you turn up at my gaff in that rig one more time, I'm calling the Old Bill, and having you sectioned.LBD and stillettos?
You're just jealous!If you turn up at my gaff in that rig one more time, I'm calling the Old Bill, and having you sectioned.
Clearly the word 'jealous' has a different meaning in English than in Jockanese . . .You're just jealous!
Or maybe not.....Clearly the word 'jealous' has a different meaning in English than in Jockanese . . .
Could not every job be advertised internally in a std format...the sort of thing the Civil Service and major firms do all the time?There are no “rules” on appointments: fundamentally it’s up to the CM to decide where you go.
Personally I’d prefer every job was interviewed for, regardless of type. No CM involved at all.
Truth hurts?
Is this the one to introduce new whizzy cutting edge ideas or the one being run by an institutionalised ex Col?
When I was commissioned, all my quals were blank in JPA. The nice WO in the admin office logged in, sat me down and said, "Just select what you have and fill out your record for us would you?" I'm quite honest and only selected quals I had, but I could have picked anything and he would have got the blame if it was detected as incorrect.So best I can make out from that Twitter thread, from the horse's mouth (Dr he/him):
i.e. a whole load of things nobody much wants to do will be made slightly easier, while the manifest problems that affect everyone every day will be given a shiny new interface but leave the systemic problems largely unchanged. I particularly like the bit where the Col says he isn't aware of any instances of people not getting recommendations for jobs due to personal CoC conflicts, and about five established soldier Twitter accounts telling him it happens all the time. What the **** was his five years of research and requirements gathering for?
- They've taken five years to build an app.
- The app does what JPA is already meant to do.
- It will be easier to do a lot of niche requirements like transfer arm or show your family your report (really?).
- There seems to be basically no reform of reporting, Arm/Corps/Regt stranglehold over jobs and appointments, or RO / chain of command single points of failure input into careers.
So far the one concrete good point I can see is they have a single database to list skills / qualifications, assuming the database works as required, which from previous experience is far from a given, considering this was exactly what was briefed about JPA too.
I remain in awe of the Army's world leading ability to spend vast amounts of time, effort and resource on spectacularly missing the point.
Project CADUCEUS was trying to allow APC to sift people for jobs based on SQEP ie all the people with "5 years as L3 Falcon Maintainer". Quiet rightly the more senior MOD CS were very reluctant primarily because the isn't time in the calendar to transition the change. Basically the wheels must keep turning without anyone suffering a career impact so their very antiquated way of doing things is what they're stuck with. It doesn't help that MOD CS pay peanuts and less than the average wage in Glasgow (or something like that).So best I can make out from that Twitter thread, from the horse's mouth (Dr he/him):
i.e. a whole load of things nobody much wants to do will be made slightly easier, while the manifest problems that affect everyone every day will be given a shiny new interface but leave the systemic problems largely unchanged. I particularly like the bit where the Col says he isn't aware of any instances of people not getting recommendations for jobs due to personal CoC conflicts, and about five established soldier Twitter accounts telling him it happens all the time. What the **** was his five years of research and requirements gathering for?
- They've taken five years to build an app.
- The app does what JPA is already meant to do.
- It will be easier to do a lot of niche requirements like transfer arm or show your family your report (really?).
- There seems to be basically no reform of reporting, Arm/Corps/Regt stranglehold over jobs and appointments, or RO / chain of command single points of failure input into careers.
So far the one concrete good point I can see is they have a single database to list skills / qualifications, assuming the database works as required, which from previous experience is far from a given, considering this was exactly what was briefed about JPA too.
I remain in awe of the Army's world leading ability to spend vast amounts of time, effort and resource on spectacularly missing the point.
To be fair, JPA can do a lot of useful stuff if you have someone who takes the time to learn how to use it. For example, my old unit did a lot of specialised exercises which, if you did a couple of them, were more useful than a theoretical course. Our Trg SNCO created them as competencies, so if we needed augmentees I could ask for, say, a list of ‘everyone who’s done two of these in the plans shop’ and head off to Manning accordingly.So far the one concrete good point I can see is they have a single database to list skills / qualifications, assuming the database works as required, which from previous experience is far from a given, considering this was exactly what was briefed about JPA too.
I remain in awe of the Army's world leading ability to spend vast amounts of time, effort and resource on spectacularly missing the point.
My 108 Service Cerificate misses out 2 Op Tours as the swap to JPA decided I hadn't gone whilst correctly recording the issue of the medals.....When I was commissioned, all my quals were blank in JPA. The nice WO in the admin office logged in, sat me down and said, "Just select what you have and fill out your record for us would you?" I'm quite honest and only selected quals I had, but I could have picked anything and he would have got the blame if it was detected as incorrect.
Army databases have always been rubbish and I could tell quite a few more stories about inventions, errors and omissions in records.
. . . . . as if negative career impacts never arise from the way that the antiquated wheels keep turning. . . . .the wheels must keep turning without anyone suffering a career impact
You mean like when 8 Sigs training establishment moved to Blandford and there were no courses for 14 months?Project CADUCEUS was trying to allow APC to sift people for jobs based on SQEP ie all the people with "5 years as L3 Falcon Maintainer". Quiet rightly the more senior MOD CS were very reluctant primarily because the isn't time in the calendar to transition the change. Basically the wheels must keep turning without anyone suffering a career impact so their very antiquated way of doing things is what they're stuck with. It doesn't help that MOD CS pay peanuts and less than the average wage in Glasgow (or something like that).
Do that in a Civi company and quite a few people would have been sacked PDQYou mean like when 8 Sigs training establishment moved to Blandford and there were no courses for 14 months?
Do you think we'd get away with that now?You mean like when 8 Sigs training establishment moved to Blandford and there were no courses for 14 months?
The only way to change APC is to send a "Mike Stone" in and just do it. I remember a fairly recent YofS assignment plot being pushed out when Tommy was unwell. Pretty much every single AO was withdrawn. The so what is that the understand piece is vast and very heavily reliant upon key individuals making subjective decisions. Not achievable with your standard "Mott Mcdonaldesque" two week paper consultancy cuff.. . . . . as if negative career impacts never arise from the way that the antiquated wheels keep turning. . . . .
Hardly an inspiring thought.