Professional mistress

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  1. to run alongside the "what turns women on thread" i give you ...........




    i mean you would BUT it must be like throwing a sausage bag into the back of a bedford & you would never know if you were getting someones else's porridge when eating from the bushy bowl.
  2. Damn it is a news of the world link cant access that from work!!
  3. Bet the blokes are delighted to see pics of themselves all over NOTW :lol:
  4. Is she sponsored by Durex?
  5. Thanks Knocker, amazing what will actually get through the filter when the NOTW wont 8)
  6. Have you heard the dullard speak? Obviously her rich boyfriends tell her to shut the fcuk up and never speak. She's basically a good looking oportunist slut in a sea of good looking oportunist sluts. Her mummy and daddy must be proud.
  7. i'm guessing her mouth is usually otherwise employed. :wink: :D :wink: :D
  8. And I will give good odds that SHE does not have such an extensive Photo Library as Knocker does . . . You can't beat the real thing . . .
  9. yes you can................................... ask rihanna. 8O 8O 8O 8O
  10. I don't think she's that good looking and personnally believe she is a fecking skanky money grabbing whore.
  11. Totally agree. I would think you could get something more for the money.

    She's more bargain bucket.
  12. Wonder if she spits or swallows?
  13. She's a spitter.Also uglier in the flesh.
  14. If I was paying that kind of cash she would be swallowing (and receiving a few cracks round the head for good measure - in fact, fuck it, forearm smashes and kidney punches as well).