Products designed by ARRSE

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BarkingSpider, Oct 10, 2012.

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  1. I saw this on a stall at Skipton Open Air Market today and thought I'd share it:


    It got me thinking, what other products could be perfectly designed for, or renamed by ARRSE? Get your thinking caps on and let's see if we can think of some real innovations.
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  2. what a name!
  3. I couldn't believe what I was reading and I have to say I did a snort of laughter when I saw it. Fortunately they were just setting up the stall and I managed a quick camera phone picture before walking away sniggering.
  4. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Wonder if they'd work worn over your head in the Naafi? No need to deploy a wah shield.
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  5. As posted on the Self-Taken Thread:
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  6. Bugger,not in my size.
  7. Pub snacks anyone?
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

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  9. My local supermarket used to stock this.



    Not yet seen this one!

    Last edited: Nov 7, 2017
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  10. When you've an infidel or an educated woman to string up, you can't go past Kato cranes.

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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I may get the Salman Rushdie treatment for this:

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  12. N-1, cunt
  13. Speaking of bras worn on the head:

    Amanda Holden: Pregnant star's Twitter photo of herself with bra on head | Mail Online

    Only the first photograph and first several paragraphs of text apply. However, there is an interesting photo of Caroline Flack "further down" wearing an outfit only slightly longer than a belt.
  14. snigger ....

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  15. I have a phot back home of my housemate with my ex's bra on her head- is this something all you pongos do as I've never seen a matelot or crab try it.