product recall

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  1. GOD INC.

    IMPORTANT NOTICE

    PRODUCT RECALL


    It has been found that the product HUMAN, models ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ made after January 1990 may be suffering from a malfunction known as BRAINLESSNESS, rendering them dangerous to individuals and society.

    If you own or house such a product which shows any of the following behaviour:


    Aggressiveness
    Vulgarity
    Violence
    Impudence
    Strutting
    Pouting
    Tantrums

    ..please deactivate at once and return to GOD Inc. Compensation will be immediate in the form of a feeling of General Wellbeing.