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product recall

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GOD INC.

IMPORTANT NOTICE

PRODUCT RECALL


It has been found that the product HUMAN, models ‘Male’ and ‘Female’ made after January 1990 may be suffering from a malfunction known as BRAINLESSNESS, rendering them dangerous to individuals and society.

If you own or house such a product which shows any of the following behaviour:


Aggressiveness
Vulgarity
Violence
Impudence
Strutting
Pouting
Tantrums

..please deactivate at once and return to GOD Inc. Compensation will be immediate in the form of a feeling of General Wellbeing.
 

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