Procul Harem

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sparky2339, Apr 4, 2008.

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  1. Just seen on the news.....

    Brooker wins 100% royalties in band dispute.

    The loser's have been described as shocked and a whiter shade of pale :D

    Sorry coodny resist!!!
  2. Greedy git ... that just goes Beyond The Pale

  3. So what's the difference between one of them and a regular Harem, then? Better class of houri?
  4. better class?

    Oh Yes - this lot can skip the light fandango, do cartwheels across the floor as the crowd calls out for more :D

    Apparently :D
  5. Just beat me to it. :(
  6. Sorry 4-8-Alpha :oops:

    They're the only two songs of theirs I think I know :D
  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    You are obviously not whiter than white yourself then..
  8. No problem, wasn't a dig just an observation.
  9. Mea culpa mea culpa Alsacien :oops:

    White? No, more like a peely wally colour.....

    I saw the news item on the beeb and, well, tourettes you know - it just came out!!!!

    Was gonna post "..and the lawyers cried for more"..

    Not really that funny I admit but it WAS quick.
  10. I thought he would have been happy with the Vestal Virgins :?
  11. Aye, right! You'd better put on your homburg.....and BTW, your overcoat's too long!
  12. Okay so I went to a fancy dress gig as Inspector Clouseau and havn't taken the gear off since...

    Is that wrong???

    oh b**ger i forgot about the vestal virgins!!!

    I hear paradise is starting to run out of them, suicide bombers union are about to stage a work to rule....
  13. I've been in the Harem - its in Arsbeck :D
  14. was a club 35 man meself :D
  15. It was the 80s - where the hells club35?? :D