Probably no God? Fcuking right there isnt.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Command_doh, Jan 17, 2009.

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  1. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    If this has already been posted, please feel free to delete it,

    but What the f uck has the country come to where some malingering bus driving (part time RLC? :D ) twat has decided he is offended by a sign that is more likely true than false - my opinion of course?

    WHO GIVES A SHIT if the side of the buse is advertising huge anal intruders, pantaloons or KY Jelly? Not me. Sounds like a fcuking skive from some work shy guardian reader.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7818980.stm
     
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Fcuk.

    I posted the wrong link. And there appears to be a massive thread about it already.

    My excuse - I am pished, and distracted by ladyboys.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7832647.stm


    EDIT

    Jarrod - have you been over here (Phuket)? There seems to be a lot of fit young chaps over the Paradise road. And old stinky men, but I'm sure you don't fall into that category.
     
  3. No you are the ladyboy

    Bus full of RLC drivers on way to keep you employed
     
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer


    I'm the ladyboy? Cool. Does that mean I can fcuk myself? :)


    RLC Drivers you say? Should I expect them sometime next week then?
     
  5. Hffff. Like that's going to arrive.

    God is there, he lives in my toilet and I talk to him all the time.

    Jesus is also there, he lives in my sink, or in my bed when I wake up and find him next to me "Oh Jesus".

    Yup. They both live.