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Probably Improved the Taste

Most likely this was an improvement over her usual cooked fare, but, bloody hell, hate to think you got to hire a 'taster ' before sitting down to supper.

Jill Martin was 'admonished' by the courts for serving her ex-husband a curry who's main ingredient was Dog Excrement.

fortunately, she burst out laughing and gave the ' joke' away before Donald chowed down on the dinner.

according to the Sheriff, [ got to love British understatement ] " her behaviour could have resulted in ' extremely unpleasant consequences '" [ gee, ya think? ]

I'm thinking of digging out my old mine probe from the duffle and keeping it handy at supper..and I'm keeping my eye on the dog.

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