Probably Been Done Before

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Twattipus, Jul 10, 2012.

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  1. As per the title, probably been done before, but couldn't give a flying fuck-a-doodle-dandy. Pissed as a fart as so is my doggie.

    Films you shouldn't love but do.

    Mine is Educting Rita. No robots. No nudity. No gratuitous violence... But love it anyway!

    Pissed as a fucking fart so not ashamed to admit it... Or The Breakfast Club. That rocks too.

    Oh, on an unrelated note... My doggie snores like a broken chainsaw going through wriggly tin when she's sleeping off a bender.
     
  2. Fido is going to be fucking pissed off when it wakes up and finds out you've been wanking it off.
     
  3. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    I think the doggy is mrs twattipuss going by last nights claims of a potential noshing. looks like he went for plan B - pink wine and chick flicks.
     
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  4. Yep. she was called out late and came back in no mood :-(
     
  5. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    how's the hangover!
     
  6. Ow! Shhhhhhh!