Prize for most "plausible" explanation..........

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  1. In another thread, Muzungu-Marlow suggested we have a competition for the most plausible explanation for this medal set.

    The prize for the best (in the broadest sense) explanation gets £250 donated in their name to the Hols4Heroes Christmas Appeal.

    As MM says, much better than the witch-hunt.

    Do your worst.

  2. When I discovered my pet magpie had been visiting the Imperial War Museum..........
  3. That's a shite explanation worser......
  4. Labalaba didn't die. He just underwent extreme plastic surgery
  5. He ramraided MittMayo's shed whilst covered in double sided sticky tape and they all fell onto his chest?
  6. Comment like this

    'One of my ex-SAS friends challenged him about his decorations, and he admitted he was a Walter Mitty fake.'

    You wander if there was a convention of them (Them)
  7. When asked Walter said 'A collector friend of mine asked if I would take them out for some air!'
  8. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    "To my everlasting regret I chose Van Dungie as my tailors. They so badly miscut the left shoulder of my last boating jacket, that I needed something to help balance the line. These small trinkets seem to perform the task most splendidly."
  9. There was a chap from Bedford
    He had a great big rack

    With medals from The Falklands
    Ulster and Iraq

    He claimed he'd been a Trooper
    And had served with 'Them'

    But in truth he got his bling up
    Because he was bummed by MDN
  10. "I'm taking them home for my mates,so I can clean them"
  11. Youse might want to search with the name "Dixon", ex-REME.

    Just a thought.

  12. He's not a walt at all he really did earn all those medals, including the one he got at Rorke's Drift.
  13. "You mean this isn't the LoF Ninja Deepthroat convention?"