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Privates on Parade?

#1
So do you think the SEME lad on the back page of The Crafty knows that the last bloke who got his cock out in our hallowed mag was quickly bust and a civvy? Oh and the two blokes pointing to it too?!

Do you think we should have a caption competition for The Crafty mag pics?!
 
#3
So, the RE sack guys for getting their cocks out. If thats the case, how come we still have Para and Commando regs where, I'm sure, waving your dick is de rigeur.
 
#6
Vertical Gyro
It is impossible for any of us evaluate your comments without the evidence. Please post the biathlon picture at your earliest opportunity.

Please note that this request is solely for the purpose of evaluation.
 
#7
No need to scan, the Craftsman is online now, so if you want it in higher res just go to Armynet and navigate to https://www.armysecure.mod.uk/craftsman/ . The select which issue you want to LOL and ROFL at. This is part of the image I think Sparky is talking about, it's the back page of the September 2010 issue.

I am not going to post the Biathalon photo; if you're that interested you can go and find it yourself. This Crafty got his cock out for a laugh and obviously wants public exposure for his pecker. The lady was doing a sport and doesn't deserve the same treatment.
Oh. I thought it was his BFA.
 
#9
Fcukin hell,it's so small I couldn't see it at first.Buggered if I'd flaunt that around.The picture isn't that big though so I suppose that needs to be taken into account.

A copper I knew got his tackle out while in London during a sesh after attending a tribunal.That's one pension that didn't have to be paid out.
 
#10
The lad that did it before in the football team picture did not get kicked out for that! Also it had been taken by an Officer then got through the editor so should have been picked up! The other lads that were pointing also didn't get kicked out due to this action!

The magazine has an obligation to screen what they publish as it was on of the funnies that gets taken which then got published.
 
#12
Ah well the Football lad passed into a bit of an Urban myth then because I was told that he was booted out. Glad he didn't, bit of fun at the end of the day but no doubt misplaced!
 
#17
The lad that did it before in the football team picture did not get kicked out for that! Also it had been taken by an Officer then got through the editor so should have been picked up! The other lads that were pointing also didn't get kicked out due to this action!

The magazine has an obligation to screen what they publish as it was on of the funnies that gets taken which then got published.
and your point about the officer is?
 
#18
If anyone is still looking for the said item. I spent some of last Friday photoshopping it from the online version.

One of the lowest points of my career thus far.
 
#19
If anyone is still looking for the said item. I spent some of last Friday photoshopping it from the online version.

One of the lowest points of my career thus far.

Shocking! History being rewritten, DEME(A) is big brother, his HQ is the Ministry of Truth and we are all proles living in 1984.
Isn't the crafty ment to record and archive our Corps illustrious history? I say let the cock stand!
 
#20
I'm not going to bubble him by name, but he was pretty proud his little fella made it onto the back of crafty mag. He's recently been posted to an airbourne unit as well, so in a way it's fairly fitting. His dad's a serving reccy mech (WO2 I believe) as well if that gives anyone any clues.

The unedited photo is still out there though. You can't bury the truth that easily!
 

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