Prisons Full so Chancellor deliberates on Morris Dancing

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by rockape34, Jun 22, 2007.

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    an unusual sense of prioities it would seem ...
  2. Get all the crims Morris Dancing - the very threat of being made to dress in silly costumes with bells on their shoes, and perform in public should stop any reasonable slag from committing crimes.
  3. That would mean stopping them watching the porno channel on Sky in their cells. A clear violation of their human rights.

    The prisons wont burst anyway. There's to be a mass release of junkies, psychos, drug dealers and other harmless offenders. Do you think they'll get Sky TV installed at home so early expulsion from prison wont disadvantage them?