Prisoners seek to win Miss Gulag crown

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  1. MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Life behind bars in a Russian women's prison is not glamorous. Convicted murderers serve time alongside thieves and drug dealers with few luxuries.

    But inmates of Women's Correctional Colony No. 5 are undeterred. Every year, this prison in western Russia stages a contest to find the most beautiful inmate

    its still better than keighley on a sat night
  2. Nowt rong wi Keighley on a Satdi neet
  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Clearly the Russians are ahead of us in recognising being ugly as a crime.

    What a bunch of munters....
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    It's probably better than Strangeways, when 'Big Cyril' drags up and expects to be kissed when he wins the weekly 'Queen of the landing' competition.

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  5. you may say that but i have seen your standards!!

    i prefer the 3 floors of top class wh;'s in the city
  6. Hey! I heard that.

    Although you are quite correct of course, they still eat their first born around here... 8O
    The place is full of chavs, trying their best to emulate the Matthews family. Or so it seems anyway.

  7. no no no no, i beg to differ the vast majority make the mathews family look educated!

    i have yet to find a place worse than the rat trap, k2 or what ever its called now