Prison suicides down in 2008

I regret that the scum in prison have decided to kill themselves at a lower rate,


That means a larger drag on the taxpayer as a result of this.
Obviously, a sign that life in prison is tolerable after all. Where's the incentive to avoid returning?
What a disturbing trend... a comittee should be appointed to determine methods of reversing it.
I'm sure some sort of incentive scheme can be implemented, come to think of it they could even have exhibits of past implements with history of use
it should be encouraged

maybe give them incentives like early release

straight after they complete the task
Prison life is obviuosly too cushy.

Similar threads