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Prison - Is it So Bad ?

#1
Nice men in uniform looking after you, shit food you don't need to cook for yourself, lots of free time and a multigym...who can beat it ? Plus no-one will shoot you if you are quiet. Rent free.. Come on, kill a chav. Or a pikey, let's be liberal.
 
#6
worked in private prisons for a while and come to the conclusion that they could shut down in early june and become a specialist holiday venue, imagine-two weeks nag free from women!-a choice of FIVE (yes-FIVE) meals both lunch and tea(personally recommend the muslim menu as one of the best rubies ive ever had) - lay in till 7ish (8 at weekends)-excellent gym facilities for those so inclined-football every afternoon- dvd of your choice played most afternoons for the inactive-play stations as standard for the more couchier potatoes or first class library and educational facilities complete with computer literacy courses- what more can i say-book now as places will be limited to overwhelming demand!!
 
#8
Quite a lot of current & former service personnel would probably have ended up in prison if they hadn't joined up, me included. I probably made the wrong choice, prison seems like a much cushier number and you're far less likely to get bum raped.
 
#9
worked in private prisons for a while and come to the conclusion that they could shut down in early june and become a specialist holiday venue, imagine-two weeks nag free from women!-a choice of FIVE (yes-FIVE) meals both lunch and tea(personally recommend the muslim menu as one of the best rubies ive ever had) - lay in till 7ish (8 at weekends)-excellent gym facilities for those so inclined-football every afternoon- dvd of your choice played most afternoons for the inactive-play stations as standard for the more couchier potatoes or first class library and educational facilities complete with computer literacy courses- what more can i say-book now as places will be limited to overwhelming demand!!
The only problem is that the staff are absolutely dreadful.
 
#19
The most lovable things about prisons, these days, is that you can meet people like your neighbours but have no fear about expressing your feelings. And no, before you ask , I don't live in Liverpool, Maqnchester, Birmingham or Cardiff, let alone Bristol or Plymouth. Face it, the whole country is fucked. Cheese may taste bad but there has never been a better day to join the Foreign Legion. Kill foreigners who piss around with your home ? Where's the pen ?
 

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