Oh dear. Micks, what has happened? What a sack of shite - Chap next to pink oboe player looks more pregnant than the Duchess. The CO(?) looks like a complete sack of shite and has forgotton his braces or has borrowed a much taller officer's trousers. Cor blimey etc etc.
Edited to add: The Combat Clerk is sporting the most recent Battle of the Jubilee medal. If he's about to be given his Undetected Crime Medal, he must surely just have missed out on the previous Jubilee job?