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Prince Phillip & Queen

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Prince Phillip and the Queen were dining in one of London's top restaurants.
The waiter comes over and asks what Phillip would like to order.

" I'll have two rare steaks my good fellow "

Waiter " does sir mean two bloody steaks "

Phillip " yes quite right old chap 2 bloody steaks "

Queen " and plenty of fucking chips "
 

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