Prince of Dorkness

#2
This one made me chuckle;



Entitled BB magnet. I'll bet it is! She would cream her trollies if she hooked up with that nonce.

Or this one;



'Stealth Master'

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#4



Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:wink: im not sure wether to laugh or cry 8O
 
#6
Haha What a fooking Lemon. Note on the equipment page his combats havent seen a dohbi since the last time he minced around on his arrse walting it. Is it illegal to rape and kill these folks
 
#7
The humble stick of camo face paint. Not exactly what you'd slap on for a night out on the town (well, there again...), but very useful for vanishing in the woods. It's very good and only comes off with soap. Also repels insects and moisturises the skin!

Yeah and women... Just like u do, u fooking Nerd
 
#8
Wonder what his neighbours thought when they saw this clown posing in his mum's back garden next to the leylandii hedge?

Mum " Wayne, are you coming in love?, your beans on toast are getting cold"
 
#12
From the pyro handling rules:

'Military issue smoke grenades. Oh yes, this is what you want. >:) They come in two basic kinds, Signalling smoke, and Screening smoke. The signalling smoke comes in a range of colours and can be used indoors (well, it'll be unpleasant, but won't kill you). The screening smoke comes in grey only and should not be used indoors as it puts out a lot more smoke and is also carcinogenic'

Reminds me of when we used them in the mess at RM Poole during an inliers dinner, once upon a time. Can therefore confirm that coloured smoke contains huge amounts of dye and when finished colouring the inside of the bar and said grenades get too hot to hold and are thrown out in panic, will also spectacularly discolour the mess car park too. Not to mention mess from the old thundie in pillow routine as well. Oh dear, did we get a talking to...
 
#16
Good spot that man!
Seems not a bad bloke though. He doesn't portray the usual walt traits of bAd SpElInG or tales from the desert.
And actually seems to be an SME (well, on airsofting anyway)
Can't stop laughing at him wearing the ghillie suit in his mum's flowerbed though!
 
#17
fanboy said:
Good spot that man!
Seems not a bad bloke though. He doesn't portray the usual walt traits of bAd SpElInG or tales from the desert.
And actually seems to be an SME (well, on airsofting anyway)
Can't stop laughing at him wearing the ghillie suit in his mum's flowerbed though!
i felt a bit sorry for him until ths point but now i can't stop laughing
 
#20
I dont understand how those airsoft games are played?, how do you know when your "out" after the five hundredth bb has pinged of your visor? at least paintball is a tad more realistic. Maybe they just get close and "butt stroke" each other, ohhhhhhh meeeaaaaaattttrroooonnn
 

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