Prince of Darkness is leaving politics

#1
It is being reported (Mail and BBC so both ends of spectrum) that Lord Peter has decided to step down from frontline politics.

Can we believe it at face value?

Is he planning a resurrection elsewhere?

Should we not rest until the stake is driven through his heart?
 

OldSnowy

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#3
jagman said:
Hang him.
Its the only way to be sure.

No no no. Stake through the heat, beheaded with a silver knife, quartered, the remains burnt, and the ashes scattered at a crossroads. Even then, he'll probably return.
 
#4
Conservative whip in the Lords, with a view to infiltrating the upper echelon's of the party then becoming the next Conservative Prime minister??
 
#5
He’ll be back when new new labour get back in power in 2040 as an unelected or is it unelectable member of government.
 
#6
OldSnowy said:
jagman said:
Hang him.
Its the only way to be sure.

No no no. Stake through the heat, beheaded with a silver knife, quartered, the remains burnt, and the ashes scattered at a crossroads. Even then, he'll probably return.
You might be right,
How about we put him through an industrial mincer?
Feet 1st, before he's dead.
 
#7
Heard this report on the radio, both Lord's Adonnis & mandlebum leaving frontline politics,

must have plenty of external & director work available then?
 
#11
Would not a 9" solid gold dildo and a lifetime supply of KY jelly not occupy Lord Mandy for the rest of his natural life and keep him out of politics for good!
 
#12
The twat should have been put through the mincer years ago. Or then again, maybe a few mincers have been through him!
 

Alsacien

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#13
OldSnowy said:
jagman said:
Hang him.
Its the only way to be sure.

No no no. Stake through the heat, beheaded with a silver knife, quartered, the remains burnt, and the ashes scattered at a crossroads. Even then, he'll probably return.
You forgot to put some ashes into a running water..... I agree though, that it will still make no diffence. He is smart enough to know when to keep his head down.

Tony Blair once said that New Labour would have succeded when the people learned to love Peter Mandelson.
Now that even Labour MP's generally hate the tw@t, we can at least claim one victory..... :)
 
#14
albimangles said:
Would not a 9" solid gold dildo and a lifetime supply of KY jelly not occupy Lord Mandy for the rest of his natural life and keep him out of politics for good!
Dont be so condescending.... 12" at least, flared with a suction cup on the bottom.
 
#15
jagman said:
Hang him.
Its the only way to be sure.
Alas no, taking off and nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure.
 
#16
Considering he was forced to resign from front line politics twice in his career as a Minister through his misdeeds, then I am sure he won't be away for along.

Although maybe there is a parallel to the old football chant of "...you only sing when you are winning..." and he can't bear to be the political non-entity that he has now become.
 
#18
4(T) said:
They'll all be off to lucrative and even more powerful unelected posts in Europe....
Commissioner for water based lubricants?

It's going to be fun between now and September, when Labour elect their new leader.

New new Labour will be trying to blame old new Labour for the election defeat while old old Labour crawl out of the woodwork to join the picket lines at BA/Royal Mail/Job Centres.

All we need now is for Gordon to turn up for work and start building a deluded fantasy about how he saved the world while everybody else is to blame for what went wrong. I hate to say this, but I'm starting to miss the one eyed loon.
 
#19
Alsacien said:
OldSnowy said:
jagman said:
Hang him.
Its the only way to be sure.

No no no. Stake through the heat, beheaded with a silver knife, quartered, the remains burnt, and the ashes scattered at a crossroads. Even then, he'll probably return.
You forgot to put some ashes into a running water..... I agree though, that it will still make no diffence. He is smart enough to know when to keep his head down.

Tony Blair once said that New Labour would have succeded when the people learned to love Peter Mandelson.
Now that even Labour MP's generally hate the tw@t, we can at least claim one victory..... :)
FFS, do you need a civvy to tell you how to do things? You also HAVE TO STUFF THE MOUTH WITH GARLIC after you behead it but before you burn it.

Personally I think it's bad news he's leaving front-line politics - at least there you can see him and have an idea of where he is and what he's up to.
 
#20
He might be leaving politics...

...but he's not gone away you know!
 

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