Prince of Darkness is leaving politics

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by Herrumph, May 21, 2010.

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  1. It is being reported (Mail and BBC so both ends of spectrum) that Lord Peter has decided to step down from frontline politics.

    Can we believe it at face value?

    Is he planning a resurrection elsewhere?

    Should we not rest until the stake is driven through his heart?
  2. Hang him.
    Its the only way to be sure.
  3. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    No no no. Stake through the heat, beheaded with a silver knife, quartered, the remains burnt, and the ashes scattered at a crossroads. Even then, he'll probably return.
  4. Conservative whip in the Lords, with a view to infiltrating the upper echelon's of the party then becoming the next Conservative Prime minister??
  5. He’ll be back when new new labour get back in power in 2040 as an unelected or is it unelectable member of government.
  6. You might be right,
    How about we put him through an industrial mincer?
    Feet 1st, before he's dead.
  7. Heard this report on the radio, both Lord's Adonnis & mandlebum leaving frontline politics,

    must have plenty of external & director work available then?
  8. I thought he was an industrial mincer!
  9. He is UNITE are looking for union reps apparently :p
  10. I wondered if anybody would get it :D

    Sort of a poetic justice to getting rid of him that way!
  11. Would not a 9" solid gold dildo and a lifetime supply of KY jelly not occupy Lord Mandy for the rest of his natural life and keep him out of politics for good!
  12. The twat should have been put through the mincer years ago. Or then again, maybe a few mincers have been through him!
  13. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    You forgot to put some ashes into a running water..... I agree though, that it will still make no diffence. He is smart enough to know when to keep his head down.

    Tony Blair once said that New Labour would have succeded when the people learned to love Peter Mandelson.
    Now that even Labour MP's generally hate the tw@t, we can at least claim one victory..... :)
  14. Dont be so condescending.... 12" at least, flared with a suction cup on the bottom.
  15. Alas no, taking off and nuking the site from orbit is the only way to be sure.