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Prince Harry - Shoot them in the cock

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Bottleosmoke

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#2
I wonder if I can fit that into my Op Herrick IR brief on Weds morning?
 
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Bottleosmoke

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#4
Seriously thinking about it!

Wish it was slightly shorter but sure I can doctor it somehow.
 
#5
Is it too late to vote for that as our Eurovision song entry?








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#8
That is an absolute masterpiece and should be released as a single.....Would love to hear Terry Wogan play it in the mornings.....

Could a campaign be started to have it sung before the Army/Navy game?
 
#10
absolutly class!!!!


Stilts
 
#12
"He pulled on his sh1t-kicking boots, and gave those cnuts a shock.
When he fcuked off to Afghanistan to shoot them in the c0ck."

"Now Harry is our hero, he's as hard as fcuking rock,
He got those fcuking Taleban, and shot them in the c0ck.
He charged into their fire shouting 'For England and St George!',
And when he'd shot them in the c0ck, he shot them in the balls!"

My favourite two verses.
 
#14
Belt_Twit said:
The thing is, it's actually bloody addictive.
Had a quick look, thought nothing of it, now I am humming the chorus.
It is dangerously addictive.

"For England ands St George....."
 
#15
"For England and St George....." indeed, bloody fine effort, I'm going to punt it around some Chinese sites - Harry's a bit of an internet pin up here with Chinese Yoof who rate his actions very highly (compared to their leaders kids), the ladies liking that topless Rugby shot very much.
 
#16
Just had an e-mail back from one of the gents at rathergood.com - he likes the idea of putting it in a briefing.

I think it should be aired as a replacement for the Army recruitment adverts. I know plenty of civvies who would join up at the promise of shooting the Taliban in the c0ck.
 
#18
Lyrics - Prince Harry Is Our Hero

Osama called the Taliban, he said,
Let's kill the Brits,
They like a beer, they like a laugh,
They like girls with big tits,
Let's kill them all, those infidels,
Let's kill their wives and kids,
But Queen Liz overheard them both,
And this is what she did

She shouted out "Oi Harry,
Get in your fucking van,
Put on your best shit-kicking boots,
Drive to Afghanistan,
Those Taliban are fucking cunts,
Their shit has got to stop,
Get over there and shoot those fucking bastards in the cock

Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,

Prince Harry swapped a helmet for his diamond-studded crown,
He took his ermine robes off, donned fatigues of desert brown,
He pulled on his shit-kicking boots and gave those cunts a shock,
When he fucked off to Afghanistan to shoot them in the cock,

Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock

Now Harry is our hero,
He's as hard as fucking rock,
He got those fucking Taliban,
And shot them in the cock,
He charged into their fire shouting,
"For England and St George!"
And when he'd shot them in the cock,
He shot them in the balls

For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
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#20
I can hear it on the football terraces even now.

(And even from the comfy seats in the Premiership).
 

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