As you may be aware from The ARRSE Insiders Newsletter, Prince Albert proposed to Country Gal last night and she agreed. To marry a man who does not really have a proper job. Fuck me. As if life was not hard enough? Right. Arrangements. Let us sort it. I can do flowers although at this time of year they may be limp. We will need a couple of E series Mercs outside the church. Three lads to each car. Keep the L/LH seat for the victim. Or the 'Wedding Guest'. And a spooky old bastard who can walk through the congregation muttering "Is it safe?". The ARRSE wedding. We're hiring.