Primordial dwarfs

I will take it from the video that orthodontic treatment is unheard of in the US.
Buck toothed, runt like, helium voiced and featherweight.........Perfect :p

If you got a breeding pair you could then interbreed them until they start to become even more mutated and hopefully mentally retarded- now that would be worth a watch, midget mlaaaar's cage fighting over a giant red balloon. Defo worth paying coin for.