Prime Minister unable to make a decent brew!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Potential, Jan 9, 2009.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Hell,the useless c*ut cant make a decision so for him to make a cuppa's got him well f8cked!
  2. He couldn't find his own arrse with both hands,so a mug of NATO standard is clearly out of the question.
  3. A bit like everything else
  4. i, personally, would like to see him stand in a bowl of custard...
  5. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    I don't think they could comment on the truth of this one, so had to put it down as a 'humourous petition' -


  6. I would prefer to stand him in a bowl full of petrol and then we could raffle off the chance to throw a match at the c*nt
  7. The raffle would go some way to clearing the national debt. We need to take this further ....
  8. Just a few unrecognised works of genius from the Defence/International Affairs list:

    Invade France, and hence provide us with a war we can all get behind

    We, the undersigned, petition the Prime Minister to stop being a whining apologist

    Proclaim One Hundred Acre Wood to be a Tiggerist Republic - "After a long and bitter struggle against the evil Poohkind we hereby request the Prime Minister proclaim One Hundred Acre Wood to be a Tiggerist Republic and that Comrade Tiggoui be offered a permenant seat on the UN, replacing the USA".

    Make Britain into a pirate ship - "load up on treasure from islands and small countries we pillage, a massive boost to the economy". Can't be any worse than their other ideas to stave off recession.

    Ban My Chemical Romance headlining Download Festival 2007 - but where else ould all those piss filled bottles have gone?