Prime mentalist pinged by shrink

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  1. Shamelessly pinched from the Guido Fawkes blog.

    A shrink tells us what we already know about comrade Broon.

    Just what is this mentalist yet capable of inflicting on the country?

    Scary stuff from the daily politics clicky
  2. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Tell us something we don't know :)

    I can (just about) put up with his being an insane, finger-chewing snot-gobbling deviant not afraid to use his wife in a shameless last-ditch effort to save his arrse, who raped the pension funds of millions of Britons, who sold our gold at the lowest possible price, and who thinks he can adjust world oil prices single-handedly (and single-eyed), but.........

    He's a sweaty, and I'm damn fed up with being governed by sweaties.
  3. Just how many nukes does great comrade Brown have at his disposal again?
  4. Brown bites his nails dosen't he?

    I love those mousey looking, well spoken academic types!
  5. Lots,thankfully the spams hold all the key's.At least we know if bum-boy Brown tries to hit the button he has to ask a adults permission first.....

    .....hang on a minute.
  6. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    Err, no, the Yanks do not hold any keys whatsoever in the UK nuclear firing chain. All is public domain, so not a problem to mention it, but it's all dual-key, and UK only (it's a widely believed bit of anti-US propaganda that they control our Tridents - they may build the rockets, but the rest is all ours). Apart from the start, that is. The only single 'key' or decision taking part of it? You guessed it, the PM is on his own at the start. After that, it's 2 at a time until the last minute pull of the trigger (using the pistol grip from a Colt .45 revolver, natch)
  7. Never let the truth get in the way of a good rumour old chap!

    Personally I have no fear of snot gobbler launching them anyway.They cost too much money to replace,and would divert fund's from important project's like supporting PFI.

    But back O/T this reminds me a little of the 'clunking fist' incident a good while ago in PMQ's.Speculation is rife about what skeleton's in frock's are lurking around the great leader's closet.

    Or are we being a little harsh on bachelor Broon?

  8. 'Clunking fist' my, or rather Mandelson's, arrse. :D I firmly believe those two share a sordid secret from the early, heady days of the New Labour project...
  9. Lover's tiff when Tony the tiger turned it into a Ménage à trois anyone?

    Thanks bernoulli,the image of those two 69ing after champagne spritzers at a young socialist's convention is just what I needed to start off the weekend. :hump: I need to bleach my brain now.

    I have it on good authority that the grinning spiv had a lot of Broon's,alledgedly,sordid past buried.And if there was any truth to the rumour's I am not surprised that the man is a gibbering wreck.

    Perhap's the guy's behind the Broon downfall video should be taking a look at brokeback mountain?
  10. Damn your eyes sah! Pass the bleach! :puker:
    Nurse! Fetch the wire brush!

    Actually... Let's add Slugger Prescott and the wide mouthed frog to that picture too eh! :twisted: