Priceless

#1
Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £180

Cost for theatre show tickets: £95

Cab fare home: £40

The look on his face when you tell him you're on the rag: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.
 
#3
Well dont you just have some precious sensibilities! It's only blood, you git. Also, given that you sound like a girl or an anaemic gayer,prehaps you could use the extra iron in your diet.
Start slurping.
 

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