Cost of a candle-lit dinner for two: £180

Cost for theatre show tickets: £95

Cab fare home: £40

The look on his face when you tell him you're on the rag: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's anal.
Well dont you just have some precious sensibilities! It's only blood, you git. Also, given that you sound like a girl or an anaemic gayer,prehaps you could use the extra iron in your diet.
Start slurping.

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