Oh Yawn ! please dont come to the christmas do, have a gut feeling you're going to bore us all to death, spinning yarns with war stories galore. A few RMP might turn up too with a score to settle seeing as you're responsible for 6 of their team mates getting slotted in Majar al Kabir. Shocking behaviour you gutless wonder !
Make yer fuckin mind up WALTER!
First you beg me on bended knee, to come to your nose punching, erm................Christmas Party, because nobody wants to drink with a flid like you.
Then you call me very hurtful names!
Oh as for Majar El Kabir.......you've got me down for the wrong Battalion.
That's 1 Para. & I would suggest you don't repeat that in their earshot, at the nose punching, erm........ I mean Christmas party!
They can get a bit upset about being wrongly accused!
Anyway, you won't miss me on the night, because JD has just detailed me to work on the door then! xxxxx
