Is coffee the new wine? I had occasion to go to town today and so I thought I'll have a coffee! so into the cafe I trundle and ask for a coffee, well the person behind the counter asked what I wanted? coffee says I,well the next stage was the friggin rigmarole about what type? Just a cup of coffee I said ..thinking to myself 2sugars and milk type of thing,next thing all these different names were suggested and lo and behold the next thing this effeminate guy who introduced himself as the barrista(wtf?) started reeling names off. I gave up and bought a cup of tea and stood outside for a smoke. bring back the greasy spoon I demand! by the way ..the said cafe is brand new and ultra up your arse type of place.