Press Release - George Best

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by wg100, Nov 24, 2005.

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  1. News Wires reporting George Best close to death.

    SO:

    Presumably he has 90 minutes to live- plus injury time....

    Or will they pull him off early- after all its a game of two halves and he might be feeling liverish...

    Perhaps he's going to take a dive, this match may be over prematurely...

    The ref may take a drink on it...

    Its a parting shot...

    Best may be about to change ends............



    note: I accept no responsibility for the above!
     
  2. he's ex united, so he's guarenteed for an extra 5 minutes!!
     
  3. What's yellow and runs of a 16 amp fuse?

    George Best

    Boom Boom
     
  4. I understand he's got a donor card.

    I hope to feck I don't get liver failure in the next 48 hours.

    ;)
     
  5. could you imagine some poor fecker having an accident and needing blood, heart etc!! I'd ask to wait in the ambulance, by all accounts, you wouldnt be waiting long!!