Press Release - George Best

#1
News Wires reporting George Best close to death.

SO:

Presumably he has 90 minutes to live- plus injury time....

Or will they pull him off early- after all its a game of two halves and he might be feeling liverish...

Perhaps he's going to take a dive, this match may be over prematurely...

The ref may take a drink on it...

Its a parting shot...

Best may be about to change ends............



note: I accept no responsibility for the above!
 
#2
he's ex united, so he's guarenteed for an extra 5 minutes!!
 
#3
What's yellow and runs of a 16 amp fuse?

George Best

Boom Boom
 
#4
I understand he's got a donor card.

I hope to feck I don't get liver failure in the next 48 hours.

;)
 
#5
could you imagine some poor fecker having an accident and needing blood, heart etc!! I'd ask to wait in the ambulance, by all accounts, you wouldnt be waiting long!!
 

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