Press release: Foreign Secretary condemns reports of North Korean nuclear tests

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  2. Cernunnos RSS: Cernunnos carried out a sucessful detonation of a Federal .375 H&H cartridge fitted with a 17.8g Nosler style partitioned warhead at 00:35 hrs CET. One casualty was reported, a young wild boar weighing 38 kilos, busy digging up mice in a snow covered field of winter barley, was left feeling a little peaky after the departure of both his lungs. A local farmer awakened by the blast was said to be "chuffed to ****!"
  3. 0808hrs. Frau Slug scoffed some Oatsosimple and a cup of tea.

    Planned the demise of the rest of ARRSE.

    Kicked her telly.

    Took Lemsips and thought "**** this, I'm back off to bed after Wild at Heart".

    Stays in bed all day watching crap telly and ignoring her phone (again).

    Wakes up in time for Easties and Holby City, forgets to put her bins out (again) and wonders if she should watch The Sweeney on DVD.

    The End.

    By Dale aged 4 and 3 quarters.
  4. Have you tried putting lemsip on pancakes because it's pancake day! Alternatively mix some whiskey into maple syrup and pour over them. NomNom.
    Think your self lucky your not north Korean. They have neither lemsip or pancakes.
  5. Condemns them? He condemned them to what? Finish the sentence.
    I fear as usual a politician just tutted and went to lunch.
  6. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Wordsmith RRS:

    -- North Korea tests Nuke.
    -- Rest of world froths at mouth.
    -- North Korea takes fcuk all notice.

    (Will also apply to next 4 tests...)
  7. The rice bin is getting low - again.
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  8. SOI_RSS.

    I bought a Korean car for the daughter.
  9. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    at least they do it underground. unlike the french
  10. Ah yes, but the French also blow up tree huggers. C'est tres bon!
  11. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    the NKs eat theirs. a much better use of an enviromentalist
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  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    12.08. Two 40' boxes left Port of Tyne Ro-Ro bound for Estonia. Cargo manifest available for inspection but we know where your kids go to school so ****ing watch it.

    Koreans? Spare me.