Presentation to the Officers' Mess Ideas

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  1. Has anyone any good ideas for a departing presentation to the Officers' Mess?
  2. 8 kilos of HE.
  3. Tops! lol
  4. A hand book on man management.
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  5. Something involving gratuitous use of powerpoint?
  6. The CO's wife's thong. The tale relating to its acquisition is entirely down to you.
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  7. A small silver bell and dish that can be placed in the Ante room allowing Officers to ring for a drink or change of newspaper.
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  8. I had a lot of fun presenting one of those glass drinking boots with a stand that it wouldn't quite fit into. That lasted for weeks before they realised.
  9. Shit in a shoe box?
    Or a big bill for hookers and smack
  10. a copy of your will in which you leave the Mess 2 pence per week in perpetuity. will harrass the treasurer for a good long while.
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  11. Fixed that for you.
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  12. Couple of chins?
  13. Framed copy of the Values & Standards booklet.
  14. In the mid 1980s one of our squadron commanders swore that his YOs' course had inflicted revenge on the mess at Blandford by presenting a silver-plated (it was a long time ago but I'm pretty sure that's what Nigel said) engine block.

    Presentation silver cannot be disposed of without the donors' agreement...
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  15. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Depends on your budget but a framed 'Keep Calm and Carry On' poster to go up in the bogs or if you're planning on spending more same in silver or plate.