Presentation to the Officers' Mess Ideas

#5
Something involving gratuitous use of powerpoint?
 
#8
I had a lot of fun presenting one of those glass drinking boots with a stand that it wouldn't quite fit into. That lasted for weeks before they realised.
 
#10
a copy of your will in which you leave the Mess 2 pence per week in perpetuity. will harrass the treasurer for a good long while.
 
#13
Framed copy of the Values & Standards booklet.
 
#14
In the mid 1980s one of our squadron commanders swore that his YOs' course had inflicted revenge on the mess at Blandford by presenting a silver-plated (it was a long time ago but I'm pretty sure that's what Nigel said) engine block.

Presentation silver cannot be disposed of without the donors' agreement...
 

BuggerAll

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#15
Depends on your budget but a framed 'Keep Calm and Carry On' poster to go up in the bogs or if you're planning on spending more same in silver or plate.
 
#16
Something home made is always appreciated. Just do your best with crayons and plywood and I'm sure it'll go down well.
 

napier

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#18
I presented a mess webley in a glass fronted box, with "in the event of disgrace, break glass" on the front
 
#19
I presented a mess webley in a glass fronted box, with "in the event of disgrace, break glass" on the front
Was it ever used?
 
#20
The best received leaving present that I saw was a year's subscription to Cosmopolitan. The outgoing Adjt justified his gift by saying "Know the enemy." It was the most read publication in the mess.
 

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