Present ideas?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sparky71, Dec 18, 2009.

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  1. In a small triumph against the mad f*cked up world of reckless consumerism at Christmas, the good lady and I agreed to only spend a tenner on each other this year.

    Now whilst I would be happy with the latest copy of any top shelf magazine and a couple of bottles of decent ale, I suspect that her wants are maybe a bit more. A box of chocolates and a copy of "Hello" just isn't going to cut it.

    Any thoughts on what I could get with ten quid that's guaranteed to keep her happy on Christmas Day morning. And yes, I have thought of batteries for the vibrator, but the in-laws are staying and won't appreciate the noise.


  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Cock molding kit. They are on special on some sextoy websites. If you spend a bit more, you can turn your fella into a vibrator for her when you are away (or up the hoop for something a little different whilst you are spuds deep).
  3. Bowmore_Assassin

    Bowmore_Assassin LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    At least 2 tubes of KY from Boots for her ricker.
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    No, no, no.

    Surprise bum sex and the expression on her face is what makes it all worthwhile ;)
  5. Slap up at McDonalds.
  6. Take her to lunch. You just sit and watch.
  7. Ok I'm going to "bite" and give a serious answer:

    A paperback book.
    Make-up/pampering toiletries.
    A reduced price CD/DVD.
    Supermarket flowers/plant.
    A piece of fake jewellery.
    Sexy knickers (buy the accompanying bra at the same time and give it on her birthday - cheating I know).