Prescott to the rescue

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by FORMER_FYRDMAN, Apr 28, 2010.

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  1. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

  2. If the Gruniard are getting pissed off with the One Eyed Mong, the game must really be up!
     
  3. Christ on a bike! Have you seen how many of the comments the Graudain 'moderates'? (Deletes)

    All in the interests of fairness of course.
     
  4. Your man Prescott is so enamoured of being made a knight (or whatever you call the scary and creepily slimy fückers who populate the House of Lords and owe everything to their gobment buddies) that he immediately penned an eloquent and whatever pendulant to the fercig gorther somold by this fumbla.

    "We can't allow such prifidies to continue," said John Prescott, continuing his theme as as he boarded the wokka destined to take him to an "ole fowks ome" situated in nearby Berkington, but the pilot pointed out that there was too much weight on board. Even though there was only your man Prescott.

    MsG
     
  5. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Are you still on planet earth or have you moved into the imaginary world of avatar, a good film, but not real?
     
  6. Jaisus! Odd_Sarge has surfaced again!

    Sorry, folks, not my fault, believe me. Prepare for the thread being thoroughly derailed by your man Odd_Sarge. Sorry about that.

    MsG
     
  7. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Easier to bait than fish. :D

    Derailed based on Prescott, you're kidding right?
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Prescott is a fat corrupt overpaid misguided politically useless turd. End of thread.

    Bugsy is a bogtrotting socialist who highlights his posts with amusing mis-spellings. Ord is a normally decent bloke who lets himself down frequently by posting after necking 6 bottles of Merrydown and 8 Ace.

    Thread reopened.
     
  9. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Merrydown? Is this something I've missed?
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    So you don't deny the 8 Ace? I don't have access to Labours snooping files, so just took a guess as to what you're necking. Spesh? K? Meths? MEK?
     
  11. Not going to listen to you Prescott , look at your track record , you are another complete disgrace ! Go back and sit on your golden toilet seat and do what you do best, crimp off a chocolate log and have another cheese burger you loony !.... :toilet:
     
  12. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Never heard of ace or spesh, but I'm sure you have a good job, and in real life I bet you are very funny. 8O
     
  13. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I don't know what alarms me more. You admittedly post when utterly shitfaced, yet you're aware of methyl ethyl ketone, and K cider (8.4% abv), yet are not aware of Carlsberg Special Brew (the Harold Ramps original choice) or 8 Ace. I'll let you google the latter.
     
  14. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    The funny bit would you being a tosser and trying to be clever, methyl ethyl ketone, what is that?

    The rest is just you being a bit of a dick.
     
  15. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I'd have thought you'd know, you post like you've necked enough of it.