Prescott to the rescue

FORMER_FYRDMAN

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#2
If the Gruniard are getting pissed off with the One Eyed Mong, the game must really be up!
 
#3
Semper_Flexibilis said:
If the Gruniard are getting pissed off with the One Eyed Mong, the game must really be up!
Christ on a bike! Have you seen how many of the comments the Graudain 'moderates'? (Deletes)

All in the interests of fairness of course.
 
#4
Your man Prescott is so enamoured of being made a knight (or whatever you call the scary and creepily slimy fückers who populate the House of Lords and owe everything to their gobment buddies) that he immediately penned an eloquent and whatever pendulant to the fercig gorther somold by this fumbla.

"We can't allow such prifidies to continue," said John Prescott, continuing his theme as as he boarded the wokka destined to take him to an "ole fowks ome" situated in nearby Berkington, but the pilot pointed out that there was too much weight on board. Even though there was only your man Prescott.

MsG
 
#5
Bugsy said:
Your man Prescott is so enamoured of being made a knight (or whatever you call the scary and creepily slimy fückers who populate the House of Lords and owe everything to their gobment buddies) that he immediately penned an eloquent and whatever pendulant to the fercig gorther somold by this fumbla.

"We can't allow such prifidies to continue," said John Prescott, continuing his theme as as he boarded the wokka destined to take him to an "ole fowks ome" situated in nearby Berkington, but the pilot pointed out that there was too much weight on board. Even though there was only your man Prescott.

MsG
Are you still on planet earth or have you moved into the imaginary world of avatar, a good film, but not real?
 
#6
Ord_Sgt said:
Are you still on planet earth or have you moved into the imaginary world of avatar, a good film, but not real?
Jaisus! Odd_Sarge has surfaced again!

Sorry, folks, not my fault, believe me. Prepare for the thread being thoroughly derailed by your man Odd_Sarge. Sorry about that.

MsG
 
#7
Bugsy said:
Ord_Sgt said:
Are you still on planet earth or have you moved into the imaginary world of avatar, a good film, but not real?
Jaisus! Odd_Sarge has surfaced again!

Sorry, folks, not my fault, believe me. Prepare for the thread being thoroughly derailed by your man Odd_Sarge. Sorry about that.

MsG
Easier to bait than fish. :D

Derailed based on Prescott, you're kidding right?
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#8
Prescott is a fat corrupt overpaid misguided politically useless turd. End of thread.

Bugsy is a bogtrotting socialist who highlights his posts with amusing mis-spellings. Ord is a normally decent bloke who lets himself down frequently by posting after necking 6 bottles of Merrydown and 8 Ace.

Thread reopened.
 
#9
Fugly said:
Prescott is a fat corrupt overpaid misguided politically useless turd. End of thread.

Bugsy is a bogtrotting socialist who highlights his posts with amusing mis-spellings. Ord is a normally decent bloke who lets himself down frequently by posting after necking 6 bottles of Merrydown and 8 Ace.

Thread reopened.
Merrydown? Is this something I've missed?
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#10
So you don't deny the 8 Ace? I don't have access to Labours snooping files, so just took a guess as to what you're necking. Spesh? K? Meths? MEK?
 
#11
Not going to listen to you Prescott , look at your track record , you are another complete disgrace ! Go back and sit on your golden toilet seat and do what you do best, crimp off a chocolate log and have another cheese burger you loony !.... :toilet:
 
#12
Fugly said:
So you don't deny the 8 Ace? I don't have access to Labours snooping files, so just took a guess as to what you're necking. Spesh? K? Meths? MEK?
Never heard of ace or spesh, but I'm sure you have a good job, and in real life I bet you are very funny. 8O
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#13
Ord_Sgt said:
Fugly said:
So you don't deny the 8 Ace? I don't have access to Labours snooping files, so just took a guess as to what you're necking. Spesh? K? Meths? MEK?
Never heard of ace or spesh, but I'm sure you have a good job, and in real life I bet you are very funny. 8O
I don't know what alarms me more. You admittedly post when utterly shitfaced, yet you're aware of methyl ethyl ketone, and K cider (8.4% abv), yet are not aware of Carlsberg Special Brew (the Harold Ramps original choice) or 8 Ace. I'll let you google the latter.
 
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Fugly said:
Ord_Sgt said:
Fugly said:
So you don't deny the 8 Ace? I don't have access to Labours snooping files, so just took a guess as to what you're necking. Spesh? K? Meths? MEK?
Never heard of ace or spesh, but I'm sure you have a good job, and in real life I bet you are very funny. 8O
I don't know what alarms me more. You admittedly post when utterly shitfaced, yet you're aware of methyl ethyl ketone, and K cider (8.4% abv), yet are not aware of Carlsberg Special Brew (the Harold Ramps original choice) or 8 Ace. I'll let you google the latter.
The funny bit would you being a tosser and trying to be clever, methyl ethyl ketone, what is that?

The rest is just you being a bit of a dick.
 
#16
Fugly said:
Ord_Sgt said:
methyl ethyl ketone, what is that?
I'd have thought you'd know, you post like you've necked enough of it.
I've no idea, enlighten us, smart arse?
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#17
Google it you dullard. Then get down B+Q and buy yourself a gallon ready for your next mangled internet onslaught.
 
#18
As with everything that Fat Twat Prescott utters, it results in the same response;


Un-fucking-believable!!!!!!!!
 
#19
Fugly said:
Google it you dullard. Then get down B+Q and buy yourself a gallon ready for your next mangled internet onslaught.
Why should I bother googling it? As for B+Q, don't really know what that is to be fair? What is B+Q? Something important or even interesting?
 

Fugly

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DirtyBAT
#20
Ord_Sgt said:
Fugly said:
Google it you dullard. Then get down B+Q and buy yourself a gallon ready for your next mangled internet onslaught.
Why should I bother goggling it? As for B+Q, don't really know what that is to be fair? What is B+Q? Something important or even interesting?
Oh dear.

I did mention in my original quip in this thread that you were a "normally decent" poster. I'm going to have to retract that.

What is B+Q? Fuck me. Do you venture outside?
 

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