Braincells!Right! I've got the obligatory week-or-two's worth of tinned goodies in case of quarantine. But, if it really goes tits up, I reckon I've got enough survival gear to keep me going indefinitely.
Various choppy and cutty things; fire-making tools; water filtration gizmos that should last until I get a still set up; and, a decent sized collection of non-device-dependant gentleman's periodicals (grot mags).
As far as food goes: I've got a some 70's era combat kit and all the right stuff to go full-on Robin Hood. As luck would have it I'm far enough out into zur cuntryzoide to be within 20 minutes of deer territory.
There's a zoo within a days hike, so after I've caught my breath (so to speak) I plan a raid to capture some monkey butlers, and a leopard to be my hunting companion (or a pack of wolves - I haven't decided yet).
What am I missing?